Scalpel...Sponge...Nintendo

Apparently, there is such a thing as the "Video Game/Entertainment Industry Technology and Medicine Conference". Kind of rolls off the tongue doesn't it? If you had gone, however, you would have learned how playing Super Monkey Ball can make you a better laparoscopic surgeon, making you 27% faster while making 37% fewer errors. The next time I need surgery, I guess I'll have to ask, "Doc, Nintendo or Playstation?" and if he/she can't beat me at a game of Madden, I'm going to get a second opinion!