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March 04, 2004

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alwin

So that's why there's been no work this week - the cardiologists have been packing their bags and getting ready to head out for the conference.

Have a good time, Steve. Wish I could head down with ya'all.

Frank Borger

So three cardioligists and 3 medical physicists are all going to New Orleans for a meeting and decide to take Amtrak.

They meet at the station, and the cardiologists each buy a ticket, but the physicists only buy one ticket.

The cardiologists ask, "How are you going to all ride on one ticket?" One physicist says, "Watch and you will learn something."

Just as the conductor is coming, the three physicists go into the washroom, followed by the cardiologists. The three physicists all cram into one toilet stall, and when the conductor knocks on the door of the stall and says "ticket please" the door opens, one arm comes out with a ticket which the conductor takes. The cardiologists are amazed.

On the way back, the cardiologists have spent a LOT on evening activities and decide to use the physicists approach. The three buy one ticket, but the three physicists don't buy any ticket.

The cardiologists ask, "How are you going to all ride with NO ticket?" One physicist says, "Watch and you will learn something."

They repeat the previous technique. The three physicists cram into one stall, the three cardiologists into another.

Then, just before the conductor enters the washroom, one physicist leaves their stall and knocks on the door of the cardiologists stall and says "Ticket please!"

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