Actual E-mail. Received by my Actual Wife:
Dear customer [wife's first name] Hoffman,
Greetings!
Thank you for using our services. We are happy to inform that our servers were succesfully upgraded!
Because of the large ammount of major changes in our site, you will have to setup our certificated CareerBuilder software (click here) to able to continue using our site
If you will not install it till 23th january, you will not be able to use our database.
Thank You for Your Cooperation.
You do not need to reply this mail. It is a newsletter
Support Team
Um....typos? Uh....."certificated"? Great work guys.